tea and cake quotes

open quotes Have your cake and eat it... there's no other reason to have a cake! close quotes Derren Brown

open quotes If man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty. close quotes Japanese Proverb

open quotes Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves - slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. close quotes Thich Nhat Hanh

open quotes Tea's proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise, and will not use abstinence. close quotes Samuel Johnson

open quotes You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me close quotes C S Lewis

open quotes Find yourself a cup of tea; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things. close quotes Saki

open quotes Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. close quotes open quotes Love in Several Masques close quotes Henry Fielding

open quotes Make Tea Not War close quotes Monty Pythons Flying Circus

open quotes You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. close quotes Bob Hope

open quotes My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. close quotes Dave Barry

open quotes Cake or death?"
"Eh, cake please."
"Very well! Give him cake!"
"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."
"You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, cake for me, too, please."
"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."
"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"
"Well, I meant cake!"
"Oh, all right. close quotes Eddie Izzard - on what would have happened if the Spanish Inquisition had been run by the Church of England.

open quotes I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. close quotes Lesley Boone

open quotes A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. close quotes Benjamin Franklin

open quotes A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked. close quotes The ever-practical Delia Smith

open quotes A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes that he has got the biggest piece. close quotes Paul Gauguin

open quotes All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. close quotes George Harrison

open quotes A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. close quotes Danielle Steel

open quotes Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? close quotes William Shakespeare

open quotes Talk and tea is his specialty, close quotes said Giles. open quotes Come along inside... We'll see if tea and buns can make the world a better place. close quotes The Wind in the Willows

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